8: Dearest Dr. Cuddy...

[samuraiprosecutor]

Consider yourself currently out of my good graces. I went to work this morning only to be rebuffed. Apparently I'm too contagious to be around my co-workers. A disappointing waste of time and gasoline and energy.

At least I was able to bring more work home.

Comments

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I wouldn't know them. I know you. So.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Demonstrating my point that everything is relative.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Right. And from where I'm standing, you dying from stubborn would be pretty bad. So don't.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...'Death caused by stubbornness' is something I can honestly say I have never seen on an autopsy report.

Why is everyone so determined to blow this situation so far out of proportion?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Hard to prove, I'd bet.

Because that's what you do when you see someone you like doing something stupid. You bug them about it way more than you should.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Hard, but not impossible.

Like?! ...Indeed. And what ghastly things do you do to the people you don't like?

((OOC: Strike illegible, a'course.))

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Yeah?

Depends on who it is, and why I don't like 'em.

[samuraiprosecutor]

I've seen stranger things proven in court.

I wonder who gets the better treatment: those you like or those you don't.

((OOC: Saying she likes him is as foreign as saying she thinks he's pretty. XD He's starting to wonder why people keep using that word.))

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Like what?

Hey, I just make fun of the people I like. That's sorta harmless.

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[samuraiprosecutor]

I've seen Wright successfully defend two people who each swore to their own guilt. I've partcipated in a trial in which the victim was actually the killer, one in which the key witness was a hitman communicating via radio, and one in which Wright managed to obtain important evidence through the testimony of a parrot.

Really, I don't understand how anything manages to surprise me anymore.

How did I get so lucky...

((OOC: He seems to have plenty of volunteers for it, heh.))

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[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

...Holy cow. That's even weirder than some of the stuff on Law and Order!

The magic of the Internet?

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[samuraiprosecutor]

I'm of the belief that it's all Wright's doing. My trials seem to have gotten much more abnormal since he reentered my life.

...

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[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Maybe he's, like, a weird stuff nexus.

The magic of the Internet!

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[samuraiprosecutor]

That...would explain some things.

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[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

I bet it could happen! He could be like a magnet.

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[samuraiprosecutor]

A magnet attracting all the wrong things, that does sound like Wright.

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[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

I dunno, some of that stuff sounds pretty cool--especially the parrot thing.