45: To whom it may concern, mostly Rufus ShinRa

[samuraiprosecutor]

I'm home, with thanks for my return due to nothing but the timely end of another farce of a virus.

ShinRa, I have some business to attend to but I intend to discuss this at a later date. I also have some tips on hospitality to share with you, the primary one being 'Waking your guest up at gunpoint is a faux pas.'

[Locked to Gumshoe]
Detective, a word, please.

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[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

And you're complaining about my sense of observation.

Under the cushions, below your belly- between the cushion and your stomach.

[samuraiprosecutor]

We've met before? There are many faces on the community, but I generally remember the ones I've spoken with.

Point taken. I suppose it's also a common occurrence for assailants to take naps on your couch while waiting for you to wake up? That must make things easier for your security staff.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Different face, "Mr. Miles".

Once, when I was ten years old, there was someone who came to kidnap me and hold me for ransom, but he ended up getting caught by the maid because he thought he was a she. There are stupid people in this world.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...The community's doing? Perhaps next time, assuming there is a next time, you'll remember to address me correctly.

There are stupid people in every world, but it seems that the man stupid enough to sleep on his intended victim's couch isn't likely to be much of a threat.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it would be best if I dropped that train of thought.

… In an idealistic world, Mr. Edgeworth.