45: To whom it may concern, mostly Rufus ShinRa

[samuraiprosecutor]

I'm home, with thanks for my return due to nothing but the timely end of another farce of a virus.

ShinRa, I have some business to attend to but I intend to discuss this at a later date. I also have some tips on hospitality to share with you, the primary one being 'Waking your guest up at gunpoint is a faux pas.'

[Locked to Gumshoe]
Detective, a word, please.

Comments

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

Consider it a tradition of Gaia.

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Glad to see you're mostly unscathed from that experience, Edgeworth.

[re-formed.livejournal.com]

...A gun?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

...Wait, what?

[maraich]

He held you at gunpoint?

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

G-

Gunpoint, sir?!

[Locked to Edgeworth]
Um... sure, sir. What can I do for you?
[/locked]

[timey_wimey]

...

I really don't wanna know about the gun, do I.

[samuraiprosecutor]

We weren't in Gaia, thank god. With a 'tradition' such as that, it sounds like a delightful place.

[samuraiprosecutor]

A gun, yes.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Which portion would you like clarification on?

[samuraiprosecutor]

He did.

[samuraiprosecutor]

No. Actually, it's likely you really don't want to know about any elements of the experience.

[maraich]

And people just want to let him off the hook?!

Are you ok? Did they do anything to you?

[Locked]
Do you feel ok?
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[Locked] (dated to Thursday, 5-8-08 comm time)

[samuraiprosecutor]

Gunpoint.

I wanted to advise you of my departure, Detective. I'm returning overseas to continue my study of foreign judicial systems.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Relatively. Most of the detrimental effects of the experience were harmful only on a purely internal level.

[samuraiprosecutor]

I certainly don't intend to let him off the hook.

Aside from putting a gun to my temple?

[Locked]

I'm fine.

[/Lock]

[maraich]

Neither do I.

Yes.

[Locked]
Don't try and pretend like it's easy to deal with. It's not.
[/Locked]

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Hm.

You were able to get home easily enough, after that, hm?

[OOC]

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

Oh sna-- I so want Apollo to have hacked this. Permission? I think all he would do is send some crows to track Edgeworth down and see where he's going, hahaha. XD;

[Locked] (dated to Thursday, 5-8-08 comm time)

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

... Awww, geez, and just when I thought the whole kidnapping thing couldn't get any worse... You're not hurt, are you, sir?

What?! So soon, sir? Geez, and I was just getting used to having you back. When are you leaving?

[timey_wimey]

No, I guess not, although... the entire thing does worry me slightly.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

It was unfortunate that Mr. Mousy failed to recognize that you were a person yes.

It's more of a way of life to be on your toes.

[samuraiprosecutor]

He showed up in my apartment. Even if he hadn't known, others were quick to point out his mistake. For god's sake, the man used my name in the post threatening the abduction. There was no 'failure to recognize.'

Your 'way of life' often places you in situations where you need to protect yourself against an obviously unarmed man by threatening him with a lethal weapon?

[samuraiprosecutor]

I was, though the trip was a rather surreal experience. I'm not accustomed to blinking while on one world and opening my eyes on another.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

At the time, I was preoccupied with something else. Do you spend all day here, Edgeworth?

Often the unarmed man has had both his arms broken.