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73: Morning After

Stanfield. I would greatly appreciate it if you could send along my keys.



((OOC: Posted this morning.))

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[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Your keys?

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! They're still in my pocket!
samuraiprosecutor: (Le sigh)

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose in your pocket is better than lost to the void, though not by much.

Those keys will take several days (not to mention several hundred dollars) to replace. I actually would...appreciate having them returned.

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay, you don't have to make a big federal case out of it. I took them by accident.
samuraiprosecutor: (Unimpressed)

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
If I thought you'd taken them intentionally, I wouldn't have been foolish enough to ask for them back. I would simply like to know whether I'm going to have to waste another half hour contacting both dealerships.

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'll bring them back right now.

This better not be some kind of stupid ambush, okay?
samuraiprosecutor: (Umm Edgey)

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
...You're delivering them yourself?

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
What else do you want?
samuraiprosecutor: (*rubs temple* Heh.)

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
A go-between who has never assaulted me, perhaps.

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well I don't have one of those, so if you want your keys back I'm going to have to bring them myself.
samuraiprosecutor: (Kindly go fuck yourself)

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
...

You can leave them at my home, either on the kitchen counter or on the table behind the sofa. Please refrain from snooping around in the back.

...And don't touch my dog.

THIS ISN'T LOCKED, RIGHT

[identity profile] mockspeople.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
... That Stanfield?

I am so so sorry

[identity profile] bare-my-fangs.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 10:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm surprised that's all you left behind. No diamond-studded dildo or edible body paint?
samuraiprosecutor: (*rubs temple* Heh.)

IT'S WIDE OPEN FOR YOU, BB

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
That Stanfield.
samuraiprosecutor: (*rubs temple* Heh.)

ilu Michael

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 02:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...It wasn't that kind of meeting, thank God.

\o/

[identity profile] mockspeople.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there any particular reason he has your keys?
samuraiprosecutor: (*rubs temple* Heh.)

[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
He forgot to return them after he was done assaulting me.

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[identity profile] mockspeople.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Seriously?
samuraiprosecutor: (Le sigh)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Very seriously. I finally took action, as we discussed. Obviously it didn't have quite the outcome we were hoping for. The results were posted on the community last night, if you care to observe.

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[identity profile] mockspeople.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
You took action how? You didn't go try to arrest him yourself, did you?

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 03:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay! I'll pop over right now.

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Gee, you must have been pretty busy with all your White House stuff if you missed the big kerfuffle on the weekend. You might want to go watch, since it might relate to you, too!

[ten minutes later]

[identity profile] mockspeople.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Like hell you never hurt anyone on the community!
samuraiprosecutor: (Unamused Edgey)

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[personal profile] samuraiprosecutor 2011-03-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a complete imbecile, Lyman. I simply made sure his name ended up in the right hands, accompanied by a still from one of the videos where he displayed his talents. I intended to let the his world's police do the rest, but apparently I was expecting too much from them.

[identity profile] immortal-vino.livejournal.com 2011-03-23 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't!
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