DDD: My phone's on vibrate for you.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Contact Information

	Office: 323-989-6452      └Capabilities || Voicemail      └Information available to || The general public Message || You've reached the desk of Miles Edgeworth, prosecutor for the city of Los Angeles. Currently, I’m unavailable. If you're in need of immediate assistance, I may be reached on my cell at 323-777-3816. Otherwise, please leave a short message and a number and time where you can be reached, and I'll contact you at the earliest possible convenience.
	Home (Unlisted): 323-383-4817      └ Capabilities || Voicemail      └ Information available to || Co-workers; Hired service people; Close acquaintances who request the information (The request itself can be assumed. If in doubt as to whether your character falls under this category, feel free to ask.) Message || As it should already be clear, I’m unavailable to take your call. If you’ve been given my cell number, you may reach me there. Otherwise, leave a message with a number where you can be contacted and state your reason for calling. If necessary, I’ll return your call once I’m available.
	Cell: 323-777-3816      └Phone || The year 2019 version of the Nokia E Series, design based on the current Nokia E71.      └Capabilities || Voicemail, e-mail, text, picture, camera/video, document scanning, document reading      └Information available to || Co-workers; Close acquaintances who request the information (The request itself can be assumed. If in doubt as to whether your character falls under this category, feel free to ask.); Anyone with access to cell phone listings for Los Angeles in the year 2019 8D Message || You’ve reached the cell phone of Miles Edgeworth. I’m currently unavailable. At the tone, please leave a brief message detailing the reason for your call and, if you require a call back, your contact information. I’ll get back to you at the earliest possible convenience.

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AIM: ProsMEdgeworth (Actual Screenname) E-mail:      └Work || MEdgeworth @ lacity.org      └Personal || samuraiprosecutor @ gmail.com

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Emergency Contacts

Physician: Dr. Frank Forrester
     └Phone || 323-814-3692
     └Information available to || Chief Prosecutor and the Human Resources Dept. of the Los Angeles Prosecutor’s Office, those capable of hacking his phone or computer contacts lists

Therapist: Dr. James Ellison
     └Phone || 323-555-9276
     └Information available to || Chief Prosecutor and the Human Resources Dept. of the Los Angeles Prosecutor’s Office, those capable of hacking his phone or computer contacts lists. Therapist’s name was also mentioned on Edgeworth’s journal during the Freud Virus.

Dog Trainer and Handler: Milan Falcon, of Falcon Trainers
     └Cell || 323-665-1154
     └E-mail || mfalcon @ falcontrainers.com
     └Information available to || Phoenix Wright, Detective Gumshoe (n/a), Mikaela Banes, Ten, Jordan Wilde (n/a), those capable of hacking his phone or computer contacts lists

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((OOC: If you’d like to leave Edgeworth a message, please note where the message is being left and include the date and/or time, if relevant.

Aside from his AIM SN, all contact information is fake. It should go without saying, but I’ll say it anyway. Please don’t call any of these numbers or e-mail any of these addresses. XD;;))

Comments

[samuraiprosecutor]

Whether he's 'godd' enough for me or is, i'm not interested in 'making out' with anyone. If I wanted that i'd go find it elsewhere.

[halfthetrouble]

yeah well good beucae youre not good enogh for HIMm!

[samuraiprosecutor]

I highly doubt that.

[halfthetrouble]

you cnat have him!!!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Did I not already say i don't want him? Because I don't want him.

[halfthetrouble]

GOOD

[samuraiprosecutor]

Shouldn't you be more concerned with convincing him to not throw himself at everyone than stopping us from accepting whats' offered?

[halfthetrouble]

he DRUNK dumbassh e cant help it

[samuraiprosecutor]

Drinking impairs peoples judgment but it doesn't amke them do things that are THAT uncharacteristic. If he's willingto go out and do such things while drunk, perhaps theres' a reason.

[halfthetrouble]

you dont fuck you o

[halfthetrouble]

you dont know nyting any him! he cant HELP IT

[samuraiprosecutor]

Is that what he told you?

[halfthetrouble]

YES

[samuraiprosecutor]

That explains a great deal.

[halfthetrouble]

WHATSAT THAT SUPPOSE TO ME, ITS TURE DAMN IT ITS HOW WE MET

[samuraiprosecutor]

He cheated on someone else with you? And now you expect him not to do the same t you?

[halfthetrouble]

NO HE KISS ME BECAUSE HES DRUNK!!!!

[samuraiprosecutor]

That dfoesn't sound like a strong basis for a relationshp.

[halfthetrouble]

he LIKES!!

[halfthetrouble]

LIKES ME

[samuraiprosecutor]

Not enough to restrain himself from soliciting numerous other partners.

[halfthetrouble]

hHE ONLY WANTS ME, HE **SAID** *SHUT UP!* you dont know shit!!!!

[samuraiprosecutor]

If he only wants you, whys he making out with so many other people?

[halfthetrouble]

because hes CXRUNK!!! fuck your slwo!!!!

[samuraiprosecutor]

If being drunk absolves him from responsibility fr throwing hmself at others, then it would absolve others from respnsibility for accepting his offer. So you can hardly blame any of us unless you also blame him.