53: Appropriate

[samuraiprosecutor]

How will I die? Your Result: You will die of boredom.   Try not to take so many quizzes. And while this answer may seem like a joke, it most certainly is not. Boredom is one of the most frequent causes of death. The body will simply stop functioning. Try not to become an excercise junkie. One cannot escape destiny...
You will die in your sleep.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die while having sex.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will be murdered.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in a car accident.
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Obviously an omen. Perhaps I should take on more cases to prevent such a calamity.

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[attorneyatlol]

How will I die? Your Result: You will be murdered.   This doesn't guarantee pain and suffering, but it will be at the hands of another. Perhaps the vile deeds of a past life will attribute to this horrific demise. Do not fear murder. There is a rare epiphany that comes from this type of death. You will see it in the last moments.
You will die in a nuclear holocaust.
You will die while saving someone's life.
You will die while having sex.
You will die from a terminal illness.
You will die in a car accident.
You will die of boredom.
You will die in your sleep.
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...That's not very reassuring.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Rest assured that your killer will be brought to justice. I'll see to it personally.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

...Yeah, I can see that.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Unfortunately, so can I. My return to the Prosecutor's Office has been less eventful than I'd hoped.

[hotpinkaura.livejournal.com]

You sound like Mai, cheer up!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Difficult to be 'cheery' when one is on the verge of a tortuous death by boredom.

[xxkandayuuxx.livejournal.com]

... Those are a waste of time.

[samuraiprosecutor]

As should be obvious from my post, I currently have some time to waste.

[darkmirror-vr2.livejournal.com]

That sounds more like what I should've gotten.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Your result was rather unexpected...but then, you are the exception to several rules. Perhaps dying during an attempt to save another isn't as far-fetched as it initially seemed.

[shinra-pwnsjoo.livejournal.com]

With your lifestyle? I would suggest you'd suffocate from realizing your own standards.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Doing your part to hasten my ennui-induced demise?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

... that's not good, Edgeworth.

[samuraiprosecutor]

As all of the options involve death I'd argue that none of them are 'good.' Though, I suppose dying in one's sleep would be the kindest option presented.

[science-ismagic.livejournal.com]

That's not a crime scene I'd like to investigate.

[samuraiprosecutor]

It would be a unique one, at least. ...Probably a challenging one as well. I don't imagine boredom would leave much evidence behind.

[timey_wimey]

... As ways to die go, that's pretty bad.

[samuraiprosecutor]

It's certainly more protracted than most of the options, albeit cleaner.

[nick-4-maya.livejournal.com]

Dying of boredom? That would be terrible, Mr. Edgeworth!

[samuraiprosecutor]

There are worse causes, but I'm finding it difficult to name many.

...You and Maya are well?

[assistant-god.livejournal.com]

No such luck. The thing's completely inaccurate.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Then I'm to resign myself to boredom without release? How dismal.

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

Huh, boredom? Sounds like a pretty bad way to go, sir.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Indeed. A simple and quiet way, at least, but still exceedingly unpleasant.

[magicalminuki.livejournal.com]

Tee hee, I guess it's a good thing you can't really die from boredom, right Mr. Edgeworth~?

[samuraiprosecutor]

There are fates worse than death. I'm sure boredom severe enough to nearly induce death would qualify.