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[samuraiprosecutor]

I couldn't help myself...

		I will marry Cuddy.
		After a wild honeymoon, We will settle down in Belgium in our fabulous Apartment.
		We will have 99 kid(s) together.
		Our family will zoom around in a crimson Corvette.
		I will spend my days as a prosecutor, and live happily ever after.

♥

Choices were:
People - Wright, Zelos, Cuddy, Bourne, Maraich
Cars - Benz, BMW, Corvette, Porsche, MINI (XD)
Colors - magenta, crimson, scarlet, burgundy, pink
Places - London, Belgium, New York City, Paris, Los Angeles
Jobs - defense attorney, prosecutor, pirate, race car driver, movie director

...Dear Tallest, I can't wait for the secrets.

Comments

[maraich]

Edgeworth goes straight?

[samuraiprosecutor]

Only for Cuddy, apparently. Unless she's his beard? And he just REALLY wants to make it look realistic? XD WTF 99 kids.

[ghostofdejungle.livejournal.com]

99 kids? Jeez, busy parents, lol!

[samuraiprosecutor]

It's especially impressive considering how very, very gay Edgeworth is and how he'd be terrified of having children. XD

[ghostofdejungle.livejournal.com]

Lol! But 99 kids, sheesh, that would have to be, um....*tries to calculate how many a year*

[samuraiprosecutor]

We're just...not gonna think about the mechanics. XD

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

...That's a fucking big apartment.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Seriously. You'd think he'd at least be living in the VK family mansion or something.

[bright-mirror.livejournal.com]

Well, not if it meant Cuddy and Franziska living together under the same roof. I'd give them about thirty seconds before they tried to murder each other with heavy artillery.

Or worse, they'd hit it off. Neither of which would be good for Edgey's sanity.

...I. I kind of want to see a fic about this now.

[samuraiprosecutor]

O_O

...I don't even want, I NEED fic about this now.

[attorneyatlol]

[samuraiprosecutor]

Aw baby, you know you'll always be my one and only.

[attorneyatlol]

No, no, it's fine... After all...

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA YES.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Thought you'd approve. How delightfully fucked up would that family be? XDDDD

[nolassiezfaire.livejournal.com]

… there would be a lot of questions about “Uncle Wright” and stories about how Mama was blindsided by Papa in nothing but a jabot.

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

House is going to kill you with his cane now. :P


I'm kinda sorta counting down to secrets. >.>

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

House and Edgeworth snarking? Epic.

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

Want.
So bad.

[samuraiprosecutor]

This needs to happen!! It hasn't yet, but not for lack of trying! We keep losing Houses. D: And they never talk to Edgey.

[samuraiprosecutor]

I'm always counting down to secrets (that much fun shouldn't be legal!), but it's worse now because secrets/HM virus are the only things that will get him to comment on stuff. ;_; I'm suffering withdrawal symptoms!!!

[menial-tasks.livejournal.com]

I came up with two of the secrets I submitted this time during the last one, so I'm very happy to be using them.

Bad Edgey, get over your ISSUES already and let your mun have fun!

By the way, I was flattered that Bourne was a possible spouse. :P

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

I can see it. :|b

Though, I must admit, Apollo is sorely offended that he was not included in the possible spouse list.

[samuraiprosecutor]

That's the disturbing part: I can too.

I'M SORRY! ;_; It was between Apollo and Cuddy and, well...I needed one woman on the list, right? ^_^;;;

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

XD

Yeah, yeah, sure~