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samuraiprosecutor ([personal profile] samuraiprosecutor) wrote2008-05-12 10:12 pm
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[OOC: Dating Persona Quiz]

Because all the cool kids are doing it!

Also, forgive my fail over the weekend, as we were busy doing many things that included cleaning up the bedroom a bit and spending Mother's Day with Idgie's family. I'll still be tagging the threads I left hanging! Hopefully before I pass out again tonight...



The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)

The Bachelor

Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but guys like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the boys out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably adopt kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.

Your exact male opposite:

The Manchild

The Manchild

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Manchild (RBLD)

Consider: The Bachelor (DGSM), The Backrubber (DGSD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - free online dating | Dating


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Okay, went ahead and made some educated guesses at what his answers would be once he was able to open his fucking eyes find someone to love and had been in the relationship long-term.

The Gentleman

Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLM)

The Gentleman

Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. He is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced.

Your exact male opposite:

The Last Man on Earth

The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer

Always avoid: The False Messiah (DBLM)

Consider: The Gentleman (DGLM), someone just like you.

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - personals | Dating

[identity profile] records-of-pain.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Tanyuu can't take this test. I tried. She ends up going "I DON'T KNOW" and closing the window. :/

[identity profile] records-of-pain.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
XD
Of COURSE he doesn't do relationships. Any. And he doesn't want any either. Trufax.

I could try it with Bourne but he'd be like..."How many lovers? ...Um, well, after the amnesia, one. I don't know about before...How should I answer this?"

[identity profile] records-of-pain.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
Of course that will never, ever, be applicable. Ever.

Hmm...maybe I should try this for Batou.

Edgeworth is very Deliberate! XD

p.s. If you liked the Bourne fst, Tanyuu's got one now. *is shot*

[identity profile] records-of-pain.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
THAT'S THE-Wait, I shouldn't be supporting that.

I meant to be Batou today and ended up as Tanyuu instead. What the heck.

Edgeworth is in TOTAL CONTROL of himself. Really. The therapist is just for show.

Aww, thank you! ♥~!!!

[identity profile] machine-purist.livejournal.com 2008-05-13 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait a second, let me take a vote...yep, all the muses say no to that. Damn, Edgey, you've even got Corinna and Pam against you.

I thought it might be because Edgey's ego is to big. >D

EXACTLY. Edgey just keeps him around because all the rich kids have one.

I need to get some more people to burn me music. I keep meaning to get a suitemate of mine some cds so she can burn me Cake. I really need more music.

Also, Batou got "the boy next door." What the hell. XD

[identity profile] dr-cancer.livejournal.com 2008-05-14 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)
He can say that. It doesn't make it so, though.

EXACTLY. Edgey will tolerate no one stealing any of the spotlight!

Oooh, diabolical. And brilliant.

I always love Cake when I hear them and somehow I never get a cd. *headdesk* I need to fix that.

XD Batou finds it kind of insulting. He says it sounds more like Togusa. But...Togusa is happily married with two kids. Batou is single. It may be more true than Batou would like... :P

[identity profile] inky-sword.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Even Fakir disagrees! And Fakir is so much more antisocial!

Yes, he is. But we still love him~

Of course! He accepts nothing less than genius!

Oh, sorry, Togusa! (http://homepage.mac.com/jubei1/gits/togusa.html) My God we need a Togusa so badly.

Oh, I'll try to get to that this afternoon, then! :D

[identity profile] re-formed.livejournal.com 2008-05-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Togusa's a great guy. He's sweet, smart, and believes in JUSTICE. Though he could use some more luck.

And I'm pretty sure his worst vice is beer. Which he very dutifully does not drink on the job. Unlike Batou. But Batou can get away with it because his body processes it in way so that it doesn't affect him. :P

Indeed!