44: [Voice Post] Catnapped!

[samuraiprosecutor]

((OOC: Backdating to yesterday, shortly after Daisuke's rescue attempt. All comments will be voice posts unless, you know, he starts typing funny again.))

[Edgeworth's voice, echoing strangely and slightly higher pitched than usual] For those of you making spectacularly ineffective attempts to get me out of here, rest assured that I am suffering miserably. I've taken refuge in the garage, as taking up residence in any other part of the house would mean subjecting myself to the unique auditory horror of listening to two men mimic rutting teenagers, while simultaneously enduring the attentions of a rather large and vicious-looking monstrosity he calls a pet. Sleeping on the hood of a Porsche is definitely a preferable location... Though it was a chore to drag the laptop all the way from the living room.

[pause, can virtually hear the satisfied, malicious smirk in his voice] More of a chore for the laptop, really. With his obviously considerable income I expected a much sturdier model.

[another pause, longer this time] We appear to be in Venice, though which Venice I couldn't say. His neighbors seem unfazed by both my appearance and the sounds emanating from the apartment. The ramifications of both are highly disturbing.

[one last pause, a sigh; continues with his voice slightly strained, though still tainted with irritation, and his tone resigned] If I'm ever able to reenter the apartment without my ears being assaulted, I suppose I'll have to look for the kitchen. I can only hope their taste in cuisine is equal to their taste in cars. ...And that the panther isn't overly territorial.

Comments

[maraich]

You're being stalked by a panther??

[samuraiprosecutor]

'Stalked' isn't entirely accurate. The panther is in his apartment, so I am out here. Aside from growling at me it showed no other signs of aggression. He seems to have it under control.

[maraich]

I would trash his house if I were you.

But maybe I just really hate being kidnapped.

[attorneyatlol]

Edgeworth! Are you okay? They haven't hurt you, have they?

...Panther!?

[samuraiprosecutor]

That depends on what you mean by 'hurt.' Physically, I'm unharmed. Mentally, I'm sure what's taking place in that apartment right now has given me a few new scars.

It's similar to a panther, at least. Somewhat larger than I am, and it has some strange whip-like appendage on it's head. Its presence is part of my reason for leaving the apartment.

[attorneyatlol]

What do you mean? What's happening in the apartment?

...Edgeworth, you need to get out of there. You might be physically unhurt now, but a panther?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

....

Dude. That sucks.

[samuraiprosecutor]

A succinct summation of the situation.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

At least you can get away from the sounds of them banging, right? Find somewhere where you don't have to hear it or feel it, oh god.

[pink-sugargirl.livejournal.com]

You're the one Dark kidnapped?

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Unless this is a habit of his and there are others, then yes, I am.

[sine-sole-sileo.livejournal.com]

...

Oh, I believe I know where you are, if I am correct in assuming that your kidnappers are who I think they are...

[samuraiprosecutor]

[long pause] You do?



((OOC: I should have put up a warning in he OOC note, heh. We kinda wanted him to stay catnapped for the duration. Because him turning back into a human at their place=lulz. XD Any IC way to have Apollo not send help for him? We might be able to figure something else out, if not, we don't want to ask Apollo to do anything he doesn't want to do. :3))

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

We should do this again sometime.

[samuraiprosecutor]

[heated] Are you two quite done?

[astep-ahead.livejournal.com]

I wish I could tell you how sorry I feel for you that Rufus is such a brat but I can't really, because it would over go the comment boxes boundaries.

[samuraiprosecutor]

That I can understand completely. You have the misfortune of dealing with him on a more regular basis?

[timey_wimey]

Oh, you've been Persian-napped! Is that a word, Persian-napped...? Anyway, that's just bad luck. Especially since, if I was still in my own body, I could just pick you up in the TARDIS in a matter of seconds, but...

Hmm. I wonder if there are any people who've been transformed who know Teleport? That could work as well as world-hopping, I guess...

[samuraiprosecutor]

Teleport? Another of those abilities Mikaela mentioned that these animals possess?

[nick-4-maya.livejournal.com]

mr edfgeworeth! a-asdre yuo al;right?/?

[samuraiprosecutor]

I'm currently unharmed, though I'm far from 'all right.' Is Wright taking care of you?

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

P...panther, sir?

[samuraiprosecutor]

My 'host' seems to have a fondness for...exotic cats, apparently.

[re-formed.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry.

I think Mr. Niwa is trying to do something about this.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Likely not as sorry as I am. Niwa is the thief's father?