52: The Aftermath

[samuraiprosecutor]

Thanks to my idiot brother, my dog seems to have developed a taste for alcohol. Though I suppose additional thanks are due to those of you who left the remains of your beverages within easy reach. Sigi's walk this morning was certainly an eventful one.

Comments

[attorneyatlol]

Your idiot brother? Is that some kind of affectionate insult?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Aw, a little beer never hurt anyone. Besides, I had to keep him quiet!

[attorneyatlol]

...wait, he gave your dog beer? Is that safe?

[samuraiprosecutor]

Perhaps the beer didn't hurt him, but I'm sure the dozen times he walked into large, immovable objects did.

[timey_wimey]

Brother?!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Pfft.. What, you let him out of his cage while he was drunk!? What kinda irresponsible pet owner are you?

[nick-4-maya.livejournal.com]

Someone gave Sigi alcohol?! That's terrible!

[aguyyoucantrust.livejournal.com]

What?! Someone fed your dog alcohol?! Who?!

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[tourmalinefey.livejournal.com]

Hehe, Edgeworth, your dog's a lightweight! Larry only put a little--

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[tourmalinefey.livejournal.com]

Wait, brother?

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

So I'm not the only one he got smashed, huh?

[samuraiprosecutor]

He was sober when I let him out of his cage. Your aperitif yesterday ensured he didn't remain so for long.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Unfortunately.

[samuraiprosecutor]

It's hardly intended to be affectionate.

As safe as it is for any other animal, apparently, and it produces much the same effect. It took Sigi over an hour to sober up.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Indeed. The responsible party deserves to be chastised severely. ...Perhaps you can aid me in doing so.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Larry Butz. I believe you've met.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Most are, when exposed to alcohol for the first time. Especially those that weigh only 70lbs.

Brother. You weren't aware?

[samuraiprosecutor]

You had a choice in the matter. Despite the hand Larry played in it, you got yourself 'smashed.'

Sigi, on the other hand, was an innocent victim.

[tourmalinefey.livejournal.com]

I thought you didn' have any family But Larry was the one who Um. Edgeworth, who's your brother?

[glowy-brows.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, but that is just a little bit funny. But I don't recommend getting your dog drunk on a regular basis.

Don't look at me! I finished off everything I drank and put the glasses in the dishwasher! Mom taught me if you make a mess, you clean it up.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I wouldn't have if-- Larry's the one who--

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I hate it when you're right.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Unfortunate, as I'm usually right.

[samuraiprosecutor]

The imbecile who gave Sigi beer. I believe we've already covered this.

[know-sacrifice.livejournal.com]

Pffft, you just think that. We humor you~.

[tourmalinefey.livejournal.com]

But, Edgeworth...that was Larry!