37: A tendency to overreact is not something I look for in a therapist.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Dr. Ellison appears to be unduly concerned. In spite of rather favorable results over the past months, he's seen fit to call on me multiple times in the past week. Often in the same day. At my office.

I might soon be in the market for a new therapist.

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[samuraiprosecutor]

...Here as well?

Dr. Ellison, while I'm aware your occupation lends itself to it, I will not tolerate such an invasion of privacy. You have yet to give me a reason for this behavior. I assure you, your apparent concern is unwarranted.

[attorneyatlol]

You think I'm..? That would definitely explain some things...

Look, I only have a vague idea of what's going on, but I still think you should stay home until whatever this is wears off. You'll only bring undue attention on yourself at work.

[samuraiprosecutor]

I've already informed you that I can't afford to take time off of work. In addition, you've yet to give me sufficient reason to even attempt to make the time. Perhaps if you can do so I'll reconsider; of course, it would need to be an extremely persuasive reason.

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[attorneyatlol]

Right. Well...

[attorneyatlol]

Don't you find the fact that you're seeing me everywhere a little odd? You might be hallucinating, which... according to my professional opinion, requires a lot of rest. At home.

[Freud Virus failed*lock is go!]

[samuraiprosecutor]

Hallucinating? Impossible. It's been months since the last occurrence. There have been no triggers.

[attorneyatlol]

Last occurrence? You... Are hallucinations a common occurrence?

Failed*lock is FAIL]

[samuraiprosecutor]

You know my history, Ellison. Though I'd hardly call them common.

[PHOENIX TAKES PITY AND LOCKS THE CONVERSATION FOR REALS :O]

[attorneyatlol]

Edgeworth...

Regardless of how long it's been since your last... episode, there's obviously something going on now, don't you think?

...Have I prescribed any medication for when you these occurrences take place?

[ Locked then, I guess, THANKS FOR SPOILING MY FUN >:( ]

[samuraiprosecutor]

I've kept the prescription you gave me. You advised me to take it when necessary, but...this isn't an episode. The details are wrong.

[Locked to Edgeworth]

[attorneyatlol]

The details might be wrong, but... Try thinking about this logically. How can I be in so many places at once?

[Locked to 'Dr. Ellison']

[samuraiprosecutor]

'In so many places?' Ellison, you're commenting on an online journaling site. Badly. It's hardly an impressive feat to comment multiple times, especially if you don't know what you're doing.

[Locked to Edgeworth] 1/2

[attorneyatlol]

[Locked to Edgeworth]

[attorneyatlol]

All right, then. Let's try something else.

When was the last time you talked to someone who wasn't me?

[Locked to 'Dr. Ellison']

[samuraiprosecutor]

It was...

Where are you going with this?

[Locked to Edgeworth]

[attorneyatlol]

When was the last time you talked to Detective Gumshoe or any of your other associates? Or... Phoenix. It was Sunday, right?

[Locked to 'Dr. Ellison'] 1/2

[samuraiprosecutor]

It was.

[Locked to 'Dr. Ellison']

[samuraiprosecutor]

Doctor...what are you saying?

[Locked to Edgeworth]

[attorneyatlol]

You're not..perceiving things clearly right now.

Maybe I should come over.

[Locked to 'Dr. Ellison']

[samuraiprosecutor]

Considering recent events, doctor, yours is the last face I want to see at this point.

[Locked to Edgeworth]

[attorneyatlol]

Then you should log off and get some rest. I have a feeling you'll be seeing a lot more of me.

[Locked to 'Dr. Ellison']

[samuraiprosecutor]

...

Is that your professional recommendation?

[Locked to Edgeworth]

[attorneyatlol]

I think it's the best that can be done until this wears off.

...Assuming it is what I think it is. I seriously hope that's the case.

[Locked to 'Dr. Ellison']

[samuraiprosecutor]

...There is work that needs to be done, anyway. I don't have time to waste here.

[Locked to Edgeworth]

[attorneyatlol]

...I'd really prefer it if you'd rest, but I know that's like arguing with a brick wall. Just... take it easy, please? And think about staying home from work tomorrow.