32: "Perhaps the world's second worst crime is boredom. The first is being a bore."

[samuraiprosecutor]

Fortune Teller

We have looked into the crystal ball and here is your fortune

You are alert and your life is full of love. You try to enjoy your life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

[ http://quizarama.com/fortuneteller.php ]

As you can plainly see, these things are not to be trusted.


[Locked private; hackable]

Wright left his DVD here on Christmas morning. That Lampoon movie. I watched it...all of it, this time. It was much as I remembered: implausible scenarios, juvenile humor. Though it...wasn't as bad as I recalled.

I really must do something about this boredom.

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Comments

[maraich]

Those things just say a bunch of vague stuff and expect people to interpret whatever happens into what it said.

I should become a fortune teller. It'd be easy.

[sandy-requiem.livejournal.com]

Mmm. It sounds similiar to the result I'd gotten.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Don't be so negative. Good things happen eventually, you know.

[cakeordeathnote.livejournal.com]

Boredom, as a rule, lends a helping hand to catastrophe.

[samuraiprosecutor]

The Barnum Effect. It can be a useful tool.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Was yours as unlikely a result as mine?

[samuraiprosecutor]

I'm being realistic, not negative. My life can hardly be called 'full of love,' thankfully. And my love life is not 'soon to blossom' if I have any say in the matter. Which I do.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Indeed. 'Idle hands,' as they say. At the moment even my work is not providing enough of a distraction. The situation is becoming rather desperate...evidenced by the very existence of this post.



((OOC: L made me double-take. Out of curiosity, did he hack the private part or is he just going by the subject line? :D))

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Oh, Edgeworth, my heart- you ... you just broke it.

[cakeordeathnote.livejournal.com]

Oftentimes, that's indicative that a change of pace is in order.


[[OOC: Just by subject line and icon, but he's fairly quick to pick up on fine details. XD]]

[samuraiprosecutor]

Broke it? I hope you weren't planning to pursue a relationship with me. There are quite a few reasons it would not work out, not the least of which is my desire to remain unattached.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

I'm crushed, really.

[samuraiprosecutor]

I'm sure you'll recover. If it's any consolation, if some momentary lapse of sanity left me with a desire to 'hook up,' as Larry says and if you were a bit more masculine you would be one of the first I'd consider.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

.... That's really sweet of you, Edgeworth. You should come visit again sometime, this time not on a formal visit.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Perhaps so. My previous visit was rather...enjoyable.

...Flu season is over, isn't it?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

It is, yes! You're lucky.

... If you can escape being stalked, we could have lunch here.

[samuraiprosecutor]

That would be quite agreeable.

...Stalked?



((OOC: They're so cute! RL in the near future? :D Edgeworth's bored out of his mind without Feenie around. XD))

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Stalked.

[ooc; Of course!]

[samuraiprosecutor]

...And who would I have to avoid to escape that situation?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

Cripples, mostly.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Does he make a habit of stalking your visitors, or is he merely territorial about 'his' hospital?

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

No, just stalks Wilson and I.

[samuraiprosecutor]

How fortunate. You two must feel honored.

[sandy-requiem.livejournal.com]

Actually...it hit very close to home. Enough to make me wonder if this was mere coincidence.

[drcuddles.livejournal.com]

House rocks my world, you have no idea.

[samuraiprosecutor]

As Maraich mentioned, these 'quizzes' make use of the Barnum Effect. Vague information that can apply to the majority are used to give the illusion of extra-normal knowledge or foresight. They mean nothing; any similarities are there by chance.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Sound advice. You speak from experience?



((OOC: Of course. He is L, after all. XD))