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samuraiprosecutor) wrote2008-02-18 09:47 pm
samuraiprosecutor) wrote2008-02-18 09:47 pm
OOC: Sex Meme
I wanted to fill out the SEX MEME that Larxene posted in the OOC comm on Valentine's Day, but this ended up way too long (LOL) to go in a comment so I'm posting it here. More than you ever wanted to know about Edgeworth's sex life. :D Enjoy! ♥
1. Top or Bottom?: Whichever he damn well feels like at the time, though he often ends up wanting to top.
2. Spit or Swallow?: Spit. This is Edgeworth we're talking about, Mr. Fastidious himself. He tolerates the messier aspects of sex, but that's one of the points where he draws the line. And, being a bastard anyway, he really doesn't give a damn if 'Nice girls swallow.' :D
3. Abstinence?: Not full-on abstinence, per se. Edgeworth doesn't abstain from sex so much as he abstains from the remotest possibilities of relationships and nearly all physical human contact. ...Most forms of human contact, actually. He refuses to engage in sex where there's any chance of emotional attachment (a fact which can almost entirely be attributed to his mentor's teachings and his own deep-rooted and stubbornly buried abandonment issues). So he'll tell himself he's too busy to bother with such pointless activities, take care of the problem himself until something more becomes necessary, and will eventually go out and have meaningless sex as nothing more than a stress reliever.
If (hahahahah, 'if') he ever ends up in a relationship he will most definitely NOT be abstinent, though business will (almost) always come before pleasure. He is also the kind of bastard who will happily withhold sex if angry with his partner. (Though if his partner's persuasive enough he won't be able to hold out indefinitely.)
4. Kinks: So Far Edgeworth is only aware of some of his kinks, as he's never allowed himself certain freedoms that would lead to the discovery of others. He has an oral fixation. (Sucking fingers? Sucking...other things? Ysplz.) He is (uncomfortably) aware that he wants to be restrained during sex. So far it's only evidenced itself in the form of random urges to be held down (wrists pinned, weight pressing him into the bed, that sort of thing). To this point he's never been with a partner he trusts so nothing has been done about it.
As for the things he doesn't know, if Edgeworth can ever find a partner he can truly trust he may realize his desire for restraint extends further than he initially thought. Light bondage would turn him on in a big way. Being able to temporarily give up his carefully guarded control (and, more importantly, having the trust that would allow him to do so) is something he'd eventually learn to love, if he can get over his initial embarassment.
If there's one thing Edgeworth thrives on it's a challenge. With theWright right guy this will result in some slightly unconventional kinks. Power play is something he'll naturally fall into, if he bothers to take the time to enjoy sex and has a partner he could treat as an equal (and again, someone he could trust). Playful struggles for dominance will excite him, but if he always ends up winning (especially with little effort) he'll quickly get bored.
And yes, sharp-witted banter will be foreplay to him.
5. Favorite Position: Currently, anything that gets the job done. Later, anything where he can see his partner's body, his eyes,and his smirk.
6. How they like it: So far? His way. When it comes to sex, Miles is a selfish prick. Considering his partners, it's never really been an issue before. (They were professionals, after all, and it was what they were there to do.) All he's used to caring about is that he gets his release so he can go back to doing what's actually important-like work-and sex is rarely about pleasure for him. The one who can take him on as a partner is going to have a lot of work ahead of him if he wants to bring Miles around to treating sex as something that's enjoyable for the both of them.
Once that's accomplished, Edgeworth will be an eager student and will want to know he's doing his job perfectly. It's a matter of pride, after all. Bringing his partner pleasure will not only make him feel good, it will feed his ego; though his own pleasure is still going to be a high priority goal. His mood will have a lot to do with the specifics of how he'll want sex. Sometimes he'll want it hot and snarky (and possibly desperate...the good kind that involves lots of teasing and ends in some very delicious begging). Other, less frequent, times he'll 'tolerate' something more tender and loving, with a healthy dose of sweetness on the side. Of course, he won't know that's how he likes it until someone teaches him...
1. Top or Bottom?: Whichever he damn well feels like at the time, though he often ends up wanting to top.
2. Spit or Swallow?: Spit. This is Edgeworth we're talking about, Mr. Fastidious himself. He tolerates the messier aspects of sex, but that's one of the points where he draws the line. And, being a bastard anyway, he really doesn't give a damn if 'Nice girls swallow.' :D
3. Abstinence?: Not full-on abstinence, per se. Edgeworth doesn't abstain from sex so much as he abstains from the remotest possibilities of relationships and nearly all physical human contact. ...Most forms of human contact, actually. He refuses to engage in sex where there's any chance of emotional attachment (a fact which can almost entirely be attributed to his mentor's teachings and his own deep-rooted and stubbornly buried abandonment issues). So he'll tell himself he's too busy to bother with such pointless activities, take care of the problem himself until something more becomes necessary, and will eventually go out and have meaningless sex as nothing more than a stress reliever.
If (hahahahah, 'if') he ever ends up in a relationship he will most definitely NOT be abstinent, though business will (almost) always come before pleasure. He is also the kind of bastard who will happily withhold sex if angry with his partner. (Though if his partner's persuasive enough he won't be able to hold out indefinitely.)
4. Kinks: So Far Edgeworth is only aware of some of his kinks, as he's never allowed himself certain freedoms that would lead to the discovery of others. He has an oral fixation. (Sucking fingers? Sucking...other things? Ysplz.) He is (uncomfortably) aware that he wants to be restrained during sex. So far it's only evidenced itself in the form of random urges to be held down (wrists pinned, weight pressing him into the bed, that sort of thing). To this point he's never been with a partner he trusts so nothing has been done about it.
As for the things he doesn't know, if Edgeworth can ever find a partner he can truly trust he may realize his desire for restraint extends further than he initially thought. Light bondage would turn him on in a big way. Being able to temporarily give up his carefully guarded control (and, more importantly, having the trust that would allow him to do so) is something he'd eventually learn to love, if he can get over his initial embarassment.
If there's one thing Edgeworth thrives on it's a challenge. With the
And yes, sharp-witted banter will be foreplay to him.
5. Favorite Position: Currently, anything that gets the job done. Later, anything where he can see his partner's body, his eyes,
6. How they like it: So far? His way. When it comes to sex, Miles is a selfish prick. Considering his partners, it's never really been an issue before. (They were professionals, after all, and it was what they were there to do.) All he's used to caring about is that he gets his release so he can go back to doing what's actually important-like work-and sex is rarely about pleasure for him. The one who can take him on as a partner is going to have a lot of work ahead of him if he wants to bring Miles around to treating sex as something that's enjoyable for the both of them.
Once that's accomplished, Edgeworth will be an eager student and will want to know he's doing his job perfectly. It's a matter of pride, after all. Bringing his partner pleasure will not only make him feel good, it will feed his ego; though his own pleasure is still going to be a high priority goal. His mood will have a lot to do with the specifics of how he'll want sex. Sometimes he'll want it hot and snarky (and possibly desperate...the good kind that involves lots of teasing and ends in some very delicious begging). Other, less frequent, times he'll 'tolerate' something more tender and loving, with a healthy dose of sweetness on the side. Of course, he won't know that's how he likes it until someone teaches him...
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This is exactly what Blackout likes about bondage.
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First of all, I meant Phoenix and Edgeworth, not Larry and Edgeworth. That's what I get for letting them both have a 'hmmm' icon. XD;; Secondly, I MEANT to say they're going to have to do SOME compromising in the bedroom, not SOMETHING. XD;
..although, I'm sure they'll get into some pretty compromising situations all on their own.
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It takes a lot of effort to keep up that level of control 24/7!! Terrifying as it would be for him, he'd be extremely relieved to eventually be able to give it up, if only temporarily. Nice to know Blackout understands, haha.
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Their first time is going to be a pretty damn compromising situation. XD This is going to take a LOT of work. If Phoenix weren't so patient and utterly devoted to him Edgeworth would be screwed.
...Not in the good way.
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fuzzyhandcuffs, otoh...no subject
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((OH FUCK, THAT ICON))
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Blackout was horrified the first time. Just the suggestion had him, like, boggling. ...Of course, at that point he was already handcuffed to the couch so it wasn't like he had a lot of say in the matter BUT. Still. Horrified.
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And yes, temporary only. He'd have an aneurysm if he tried to loosen his control permanently. The suggestion won't be quite as bad for him cause he'll be the one making it, though. He knows he wants it. XD
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It's never so bad then, indeed. Hmn. Blackout would only be able to tolerate physical restraints for a while, but he's already conceded control psychologically to first Megatron, and now Eros. He's a sparked sub, this one. ...Or rather, a reprogrammed-to-be-that-way sub. XD;
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~Miri
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8D
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~Miri
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~Miri
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There was a Fandom Secret about how this post was like the only thing that really made Anon want P/E smut.
:B This is my contribution of the day. ~flies off~
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...And wishing Anon WOULD go write some lovely Phoenix/Edgeworth pr0n. Cause there can never be too much of that.