25: Re: Last night's fiasco

[samuraiprosecutor]

I have had words with the director of the Hotti clinic after consulting with my physician. My...dosage is being adjusted accordingly. Until I receive the new prescription of my pain reliever I'll be doingf without, so as to avoid a...repeat of last night.

You will all have to forrgive any typos I might make, as well. Time is forcing me to choose between wuantity and quality, and whenever I'm constrained time-wise I'll be more concerned with getting the wrds down than with accuracy.

Wright, what possible need could it have served to move my furniture?

Comments

[ttly-an-arab.livejournal.com]

Ether will dull you not. Good. Missed the razor-sharpness.

[attorneyatlol]

...Huh?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Prescription? You sick, Edgey?

[samuraiprosecutor]

...Indeed. You're making considerbly less sense than usual.

[samuraiprosecutor]

Thank god he didn't see it.

No,Larry. The prescription is for pain relievers. I broke my arm.

((OOC: Strike illegible. XD))

[samuraiprosecutor]

My furniture, Wright. Why did you move it?

[ttly-an-arab.livejournal.com]

Not the one with die Mandel everywhere I go.

[samuraiprosecutor]

...

What happened to you?

[attorneyatlol]

What are you... What need could I possibly have to move your furniture?

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Oh. Maybe that's why Nick moved your furniture for you.

[samuraiprosecutor]

That is exactly what I asked you. Honestly, Wright, you might at least try to pay attention.

[attorneyatlol]

And you might at least think about what a ridiculous question that is. I didn't move your furniture, Edgeworth.

[samuraiprosecutor]

When I didn't ask him to?

[samuraiprosecutor]

A ridiculous question? You're the only person who could have done it. Unless you think I moved my own ottoman and liquor cabinet, while asleep and with only one working arm? Or perhaps Sigi thought the apartment could use some redecorating.

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[attorneyatlol]

Maybe he did! It sure as hell wasn't me!

[attorneyatlol]

Is anything missing..? Maybe someone broke in while you were sleeping.

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Maybe he thought the place needed a face lift!

[samuraiprosecutor]

Nothing's missing. The front door was still locked.

I nearly tripped over the ottoman this morning. If you didn't move the furniture, who could have? We're the only ones who were in my apartment, Wright, and while the ottoman isn't that heavy, I certainly didn't move the liquor cabinet alone.

[attorneyatlol]

Jesus... I swear I didn't move your furniture! Everything looked normal when I left. I didn't even touch anything!

Did you check your windows?

[samuraiprosecutor]

I would hope he would ask before rearragning my furniture.

[samuraiprosecutor]

I have. They're all lockef, as are my balcony doors. Though considering I'm on the third floor it would be an impressive feat gor anyone to have gained rntrance that way, even if they were iopen.

...You swear that you didn't touch wnything last night?

[ttly-an-arab.livejournal.com]

Getrocknete Zungen.

You care not though.

[attorneyatlol]

Check for prints, if you want!

[probablythebutz.livejournal.com]

Even if it was a surprise?

[samuraiprosecutor]

...There couldn't have been anyone else ib my apartment. If it asn't you... There has to be an explanation.